Needs a slogan, "Just rub it" or something $$$

What if Dorian's dice rolls were accurate? (besides Yuii having 60 years alone, that's accurate already)

Then I would be fucked. Literally

What if spiders were the size of dogs?

DEATH! DEATH! DEATH! DEATH TOOOOO THE SPIDEEEERS!

What if phone?

Then you're lying, Vivi has no phone. Unless you're not Vivi.

What if I had a mic all along?

Then Rainor would owe me a beer.

What if we actually all make it brah?

Much rejoicing will be had. (When the hell did I bet that Ell doesn't have a mic though)


What if I stopped being a faggot and put a damn avatar on here

NEVAH!!

What if Dorian was Skynet?

We would win the war, and destroy the world in the process.

What if instead being hungry, people had to push our belly buttons and we would not need to eat for a day?

Then world hunger will end, food will become a luxury and our ecosystem will gradually collapse and all these will lead to the universe imploding for defying laws of conservation of energy, yay


What if the internet never existed?

Then all you people would not be my friends and I would probably be a total recluse by now.

What if all vehicles with wheels had no wheels but moved forward by means of slinkies?