This is probably
NSFW. It's pretty hilarious though.
Gay Guys on Tagged are fun to Troll Haha!
Gay Dude on Tagged: hey man, you up to much? x
Me: Just got home from TKD, eating some chow. You?
Gay Dude on Tagged: Ah cool. And just got home from the launch event for my product! Exhausted now haha. you get chat up by many people on here then? x
Me: Sounds awesome. Mainly Filipino girls and Gay guys, but it's hilarious so I stick around. Haha!
Gay Dude on Tagged: haha fair enough! Haha how do you deal with all the gay guys?! Just ignore it?
Me: To be honest, they are really persistent. But I just reiterate the fact that they lack a vagina and eventually they give up.
Gay Dude on Tagged: hahaha interesting tactic. Maybe I should just creep you out then... how big are you? hahaha x
Me: Lol I don't get freaked out, I play Gay Chicken all the time. It's so funny. And just to indulge you, (I told him mah penis size).
Gay Dude on Tagged: haha you're on then. oo sounds big, mine's (He told me his penis size) so you win. x
Me: Lol Don't expect any pictures, I just go along with the talk to humour you. And of course I win, I always win haha!
Gay Dude on Tagged: meh I so could get pictures out of you if I wanted too x
Me: Well I don't want you to, if I'm honest. I see enough dick when I watch porn, thanks.
Gay Dude on Tagged: ahh sorry shall I go? aha. *squeezes your ass*
Me: Lol, I'm not fussed man. I'm easy going. At least gay guys talk. Most girls on here are boring as fuck
Gay Dude on Tagged: exactly man! Im not gay by the way. Im just open minded and experimental I guess. Are you experimental? x
Me: Oh fair enough then, apologies for assuming. I'm experimental with girls? Haha!
Gay Dude on Tagged: I'm just experimental generally. Like maybe I would try stuff with a guy? I like the idea of having no boundaries are you similar or?
Me: Well that's fair enough. What's been your weirdest experience then? And I've known for a long time where my boundaries lie. My sister's a lesbian so we talk about this kind of thing a lot. And the thought of looking at guys in that way is certainly not how I would think.
Gay Dude on Tagged: I don't think of a guy in that way but like...would you not try stuff? It could be kinky. and well probably involving piss aha! you? x
Me: Well I've spitroasted a girl with my mate before, if that's what you mean. And I've had sex with another girl while most of my mates were in the room. But as for doing kinky things with guys in particular? Nah, it's not for me. And I can never get my head around piss to be honest. My weirdest/craziest experience is probably sex on a park bench in broad daylight with people walking by.
Gay Dude on Tagged: hahah oh dear. Well like why don't we sex chat a little? see if I can turn you on?
Me: Haha, I saw this coming a mile off. But I can tell you it won't work. You don't have a vagina, so there's nothing to be turned on by. Haha!
Gay Dude on Tagged: grrr finneee, disappointed
Me: Hahaha!
Gay Dude on Tagged: *rubs your bum*
Me: Lol, I'm a difficult nut to crack if I'm honest.
Gay Dude on Tagged: you should just be a little open for me and give me a chance here?
Me: I wish I could but what's the point? There's no end result for me.
Gay Dude on Tagged: well the end result could be well... anything aha ;P
Me: Except not everything though. Lol Imma tell you why I'm unshakeable and so comfortable with my sexuality...It's because I absolutely fucking love to lick pussy. Hahaha!
Gay Dude on Tagged: I bet I could change your mind a little. cock could be fun too, mines nice aswell x
Me: Many have tried and failed before you. Many will do so after you. lol!
Gay Dude on Tagged: so you think i have 0 chance?
Me: I don't think, I already know. ^^
Gay Dude on Tagged: okay fine fine, ill go then meh
Me: Lol Good effort, thanks for playing.