Then they are likely to be very, VERY pessimistic and depressing.

What if SE fighting game?

Yes tyle, ALL OF MY YES

What if we all switched places with each other as we chat through the computer (idk guess)?

Then we will likely miss our respective Christmas party :c

What if Christmas turkeys are made entirely out of chocolate?

Diabetes for everyone

What if the ache in my jaw would never end? :o

Then get your jaw replaced.

What if I am a woman?

I don't see problem. And MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

?sdrawkcab klat lla ew fi tahW

Then pronunciation classes will be the hardest subject ever.

What if geese DON'T have teeth on their beaks and tongues?
(protip: try giving a 'cause-and-consequence" reply - it's much better than the "I think it's a good idea" kind of answers!)

(But it's haaaard) I have no idea if they do so I'll go with 'do'. Then uhh I imagine they'd look much different.

What if we could walk on very vertical surfaces, such as walls.

We can literally live on the edge (lame ass pun)

What if we can make artificial solid cloud that we can live on?

Then I call dibs on the biggest one

What if I should get back in my own timezone but don't want to :o