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The Derp Thread
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RE: The Derp Thread
Vigi my nig
16-11-2014 07:38 AM
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(16-11-2014 01:59 AM)Asurah Wrote:  Spent the first snow of the year dissecting a cat with my lab partner, how romantic

Women just love the smell of dead cat/whatever is on the cat to preserve it

@Viggy: Got enough to share with the class?

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16-11-2014 09:01 AM
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RE: The Derp Thread
(16-11-2014 09:01 AM)shadow_strike Wrote:  
(16-11-2014 01:59 AM)Asurah Wrote:  Spent the first snow of the year dissecting a cat with my lab partner, how romantic

Women just love the smell of dead cat/whatever is on the cat to preserve it

Nothing sets the mood like decaying house pets
17-11-2014 05:38 PM
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Post: #234
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Got awarded with the "Leadership and Diplomatic Award of 2014" by my uni for settling some conflict that started from trivial reasons.

I guess that makes me the most peaceful motherfucker in my uni? How did this even happen? Should I feel proud about it, even it the diplomatic part conflicts with my values? I'm having some mixed feelings about it and its usefulness.

No cure for fools.
18-11-2014 12:04 AM
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Post: #235
RE: The Derp Thread
Smash it in the ground in front of everyone to express your outrage? o.O

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18-11-2014 05:52 AM
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Post: #236
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...or maybe bludgeon everyone in the face with it, that will surely show your leadership and diplomatic skills!
18-11-2014 11:38 AM
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Post: #237
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I vote for the above.

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18-11-2014 03:19 PM
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Post: #238
RE: The Derp Thread
Use it for all it's worth, get people wrapped around your fingers, make them minions, start a revolution, gt more people, take over the world using physical diplomacy. Bam.
18-11-2014 04:06 PM
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RE: The Derp Thread
I've just come up with the greatest life philosophy, alternate universe and alternate mes.

Basically if there is anything I want to do or am unable to do, I don't worry about it. An alternate me will take care of it and because of that I can say that I did it in the long run. For example, let's say it's been a life goal of mine to climb Mount Everest, since an alternate me will be taking care of that I won't have to but at the same I will also have climbed Mount Everest. If I forgot to do a homework assignment, alternate me took care of it and boom, I'm doing good in school.

This is awesome, I feel I've accomplished so much and anything is possible.

We are everywhere and everyone. We are nowhere and nobody. Underneath the mask is nothing and everything.

(14-11-2014 10:48 AM)shadow_strike Wrote:  IS THIS REALLY MY 100TH POST? TALKING ABOUT FUCKING WEATHER? WHAT THE FUCK
18-11-2014 06:11 PM
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(18-11-2014 06:11 PM)WeAreNobody Wrote:  I've just come up with the greatest life philosophy, alternate universe and alternate mes.

Basically if there is anything I want to do or am unable to do, I don't worry about it. An alternate me will take care of it and because of that I can say that I did it in the long run. For example, let's say it's been a life goal of mine to climb Mount Everest, since an alternate me will be taking care of that I won't have to but at the same I will also have climbed Mount Everest. If I forgot to do a homework assignment, alternate me took care of it and boom, I'm doing good in school.

This is awesome, I feel I've accomplished so much and anything is possible.

Holy Fuck. O.O

This is the single most greatest thing I've ever heard.

I'm currently kicking myself for not thinking of this sooner, but now I realize that an alternate me has already thought of it and thus, I am a genius.
19-11-2014 10:27 AM
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